Medic: "So... what's goin' on?"
Man with swollen testicles: "My balls are swollen. I'm in a BAD way right now."
5 days later. He refused to put his pants on, saying he has none that fit. Patient was transported in his boxers, a t-shirt and dirty tennis shoes (no socks).
Medic: "Sir, what is bothering you most right now?"
Man that had swollen testicles last week: "My butt is itchy. I'm REAL bad, right now."
When we arrived at the hospital, the MD took one look at him and sent him to the waiting room/triage. YAY-YAH!
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