MedicEightHundredANDfour
Fun follies from the field
Sunday, November 11, 2012
Internal Bleeding
Patient advises dispatch that she's bleeding internally... Because she's on her period.
Monday, August 20, 2012
Reasons to call 911 - a repeat offender
Medic: "So... what's goin' on?"
Man with swollen testicles: "My balls are swollen. I'm in a BAD way right now."
5 days later. He refused to put his pants on, saying he has none that fit. Patient was transported in his boxers, a t-shirt and dirty tennis shoes (no socks).
Medic: "Sir, what is bothering you most right now?"
Man that had swollen testicles last week: "My butt is itchy. I'm REAL bad, right now."
When we arrived at the hospital, the MD took one look at him and sent him to the waiting room/triage. YAY-YAH!
Man with swollen testicles: "My balls are swollen. I'm in a BAD way right now."
5 days later. He refused to put his pants on, saying he has none that fit. Patient was transported in his boxers, a t-shirt and dirty tennis shoes (no socks).
Medic: "Sir, what is bothering you most right now?"
Man that had swollen testicles last week: "My butt is itchy. I'm REAL bad, right now."
When we arrived at the hospital, the MD took one look at him and sent him to the waiting room/triage. YAY-YAH!
Sunday, August 19, 2012
I know Karate, bitch!
We had the great honor of being the first to tell a psych patient he was being sent to mental health. The case worker lied to him, saying he could go home. The hospital staff told him nothing. This already less than stable individual was, to say the least, pissed. He clung to his mini 7up can, saying there was going to be a Texas chainsaw massacre if we took him to mental health.
He also looked like a leprechaun in a hospital gown.
Leprechaun: How do I know you're not going to hurt me?
Medic: Sir, why would you think that little ole' me, would hurt you?
Leprechaun: How do I know that you don't know... (pause) KARATE?!
Medic: Sir, I don't know karate.
He also looked like a leprechaun in a hospital gown.
Leprechaun: How do I know you're not going to hurt me?
Medic: Sir, why would you think that little ole' me, would hurt you?
Leprechaun: How do I know that you don't know... (pause) KARATE?!
Medic: Sir, I don't know karate.
Monday, March 12, 2012
Saturday, January 7, 2012
Friday, September 17, 2010
"My stomach is vibrating"
This man called 911 and got a 4 manned engine AND an ambulance. Still vibrating. We HAD to wait around and see if it was true...
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